The Security Salesman

What do you do when you're a security salesman? You go to nice neighborhood where people people have been victim of theft lately. But sometimes you get lucky, in that case no one was answering the front door and I ended walking around the house to see what system they would need and I ended up watching those 2 hot girls trying on some lingerie. I tried to keep my cool when they invited me in but how could I when they started trying on some lingerie asking for my opinion. One thing leading to another they were naked and started making out with me and getting me undressed. The rest is history! Another day at work!