...always keep a can of Crisco in the cupboard ~ even just for old-time's sake! Ya never know when you're gonna get down to the bottom of the Elbogrease buckets! Hot bareknuckled handball... and if you don't like it, just turn in for the night and lick the grease and cum flooding out of my asswalls while I'm making you pancakes Saturday morning... especially if a pair of hard-assed lezbos took care of me the night before! Great post and thanks!
Guy